I hate David Stern. I Googled some clips, videos and articles by fellow Stern-bashers to cheer myself up. It didn't work. I hated him even more afterwards.
Here's the royal dickhead talking about how great Key Arena is, before completely switching course and telling Seattle taxpayers they had to build a new arena or lose the team.
This is a pretty creative definition of the man.
Lil' Davey being a prick to a reporter.
This column implies that Stern takes sadistic pleasure in punishing players.
A touching goodbye to the Sonics with some choice words for Stern.
Suck it, Stern. Everyone hates you. Die.
(pictured: pigfucker Stern and Grand Douchebag Clay Bennett)