Stern Screws Americans While Wooing Chinese

If you've read my previous columns about David Stern (like 'David Stern: World's Biggest Piece Of Shit' or 'Fire David Stern'), then you'd know how I feel about this douchebag. Today he announced that the NBA was laying off 90 people due to the economic crisis. Meanwhile, he continues to spearhead an effort to establish a presence in China.

The NBA. Where made in China happens.

I'm not gonna go off on a political rant but it's common knowledge that one of the reasons our economy's fucked is because of greedy corporations farming American jobs out to countries with no labor laws or minimum wage. As you know, frequently these countries employ children. But Stern doesn't give a shit about human rights violations; he just wants to get paid.

David Stern- World's Biggest Piece Of Shit

I hate David Stern. I Googled some clips, videos and articles by fellow Stern-bashers to cheer myself up. It didn't work. I hated him even more afterwards.

Here's the royal dickhead talking about how great Key Arena is, before completely switching course and telling Seattle taxpayers they had to build a new arena or lose the team.

This is a pretty creative definition of the man.

Lil' Davey being a prick to a reporter.

This column implies that Stern takes sadistic pleasure in punishing players.

A touching goodbye to the Sonics with some choice words for Stern.

Suck it, Stern. Everyone hates you. Die.

(pictured: pigfucker Stern and Grand Douchebag Clay Bennett)