A Relaxing Break With Basketball Bear

Whew. This NBA season was intense. And after that brutal Game 7, I needed something to help me relax, something to take my mind off of Joey Crawford's snarling mug. Or at least distract me until the Draft.

So I Google image searched 'basketball bear.' Naturally, it was an EPIC WIN.

Check out the handle on this adorable little fucker. The real Pooh, right here. Richardson and Jeter need to step off.


Um, why does this baller have his drawers down? He's like the Ben Roethlisberger of furries. He even looks drunk.


A lovely crochet to console sad Celtics fans, perhaps even Dane Cook himself. A reminder of the 17 titles and Hondo's jersey number. Wicked.


I love this nerd's bewildered expression, like "Hey, where's the game? I studied my rule book and everything." What a loser.


Clearly some surly asshole EuroLeague coach. Probably named Milo or Boris. I'm surprised he's not smoking on the bench. Wait- is that a Knicks logo? Darko?!?


I named him Rik Smits because he's a large albino that eats little children.


And for good measure, here's a lovely Jesus Shuttlesworth Sandwich on white bread...which I found by searching 'basketball bear.' Yeah. I don't understand it, either. Crazy internet...