Batum's Weird Interview With French Gossip Rag

Here's what Batum had to say to the French gossip rag, Maitre Fromager, after his recent strong play:

"Je suis le meilleur! Martell Webster pas pu retenir mes jockstrap. Et si Coach McMillan me tire de la programmation de plus, je vais avoir des relations sexuelles rugueux avec sa grand-m�re."

Google translation tool here (requires a copy/paste on your part).