Sunday, October 7, 2012

Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, October 6, 2012.

Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, October 6, 2012.

I'm writing this on an airplane.  In the $10 choice between in-flight blogging and in-flight drinking, I may not have chosen wisely.

Get On The Bus With Royce White
Henry Abbott
TrueHoop

In a fairly quiet first week of training camps, the biggest news came out of Houston, where it was reported that Royce White, one of the Rockets' draft picks, was holding out from camp until he and the Rockets could come to an agreement on a plan that would address White's well-publicized diagnoses of anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorders as he begins his NBA career.  The plan would include a number of coping-mechanisms, including bus rides to close by games, diet changes, and regularly scheduled visits with team doctors and counselors.  While most of the blogosphere and commenting public was in favor of White's decision, there were a few insensitive tweets send White's way.  Henry Abbott, who has long championed recognizing the beauty of human imperfection in highly sculpted NBA athletes, writes a wonderful piece that contextualizes White's diagnoses in light of other injuries.  Abbott reminds us that most athletes, when injured, have a plan for continued participation that take into account rest and recovery.  Abbott asks a great question: why are White's mental health issues any different?  This is a smart, sympathetic piece.  The blogosphere is lucky to have Abbott around.

- JG
The Engine Running in Neutral: On Royce White and AnxietyMatt MooreCBSSports.com
Royce White's holdout from training camp prompted a variety of responses, perhaps none more powerful than this short piece written by Matt Moore.  Moore discloses that he, himself, suffers from anxiety disorder, and struggled to manage panic attacks throughout most of his younger years.  Moore's experience with panic attacks can be summarized simply: "Panic attacks are like snowflakes that suck.  They're all different."  Moore's point is simple: everyone is different.  Hence, it is not our job to offer assessments of whether White is "sick", "demanding" or "crazy".  It's a good reminder from someone who, unfortunately, has first hand experience managing (and living successfully and functionally) with the disease.
- JG
Pictures: Sacramento Kings' Team Building Excursion in Colorado SpringsJonathan SantiagoCowbell Kingdom
Team USA's heavy use of Instagram and Twitter proved that NBA players, despite their fame and finances, really enjoy trips.  They do.  Perhaps it reminds them of times when basketball was just a game, and excursions related to said game was mostly focused on development and having fun.  But it was clear that Team USA loved their traveling, spending time together, and chronicling it on various social networks.  It is with that realization in mind that we observe recent pictures taken by the Sacramento Kings, who recently completed a team building weekend at a ropes course in Colorado Springs last week.  There's nothing out of the ordinary here, except 6'8'', 250-something pound men, strapped up to harnesses and flying around trees like some sort of multi-millionaire church youth group.  And the smiles on their faces seem genuine.  Awwwww, our widdle Jimmer's making new fwiends.
- JG
The Pittsburgh Pirates, and Hope after Hope.Diana MoskovitzThe Classical
The reason this piece is included in the reader is because of its theme: being a fan of a bad team.  Moskovitz, a lifelong fan of the Pirates, issues this lament at the end of the Pirates' 20th losing season; one that saw them finish 79-83, and fall from first to fourth in the NL Central in epic fashion.  Reading Moskovitz's smart analysis on why people root for bad teams, and the coping mechanisms they use to get by, reads almost like a instruction manual on "How To Cope With Your Always Terrible Team."  Her most interesting assertion is that people are fans of bad teams to feel better about themselves; that seeing ineptitude, and supporting it through thick and thin, makes us feel better about our ability to persevere through tough times.  Perhaps.  Pirates and Warriors fans need to get together and start a support group.
- JG
Capital Combat: Michael Wilbon vs Dan SteinbergMatt YoderAwful Announcing
It's a DC sportswriters internet brawl, and Matt Yoder of Awful Announcing (which is quickly becoming one of my favorite blogs) has all the dirty deets!  In one corner: Michael Wilbon, former Washington Post columnist-turned-ESPN personality.  In the other corner: Dan Steinberg, current Post columnist and lead blogger on the DC Sports blog.  Their subject: Washington, D.C., and whether the city is one of America's "best sports town".  Yoder's perspective: who cares?  The answer: these guys.  A lot.  Tune in for the internet fisticuffs, and watch Wilbon totally lose his marbles on the Facebooks.  Moral: I'm really happy I just do this blogging stuff for kicks.
- JG

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Terrence Williams, It's Time to Get Started.

Terrence Williams, It's Time to Get Started.


Forgive me, dearest basketball media consumer, while I reference the pseudo-sport of ultimate frisbee.

I played intercollegiate ultimate frisbee (yes, such a thing exists) at a school that had multiple intercollegiate ultimate frisbee teams (yes, such schools exist).  One team was laden with athletic stalwarts and high profile frisbee recruits (yes, such recruits exist).  I did not play for that team.  Instead, I chose the counter-cultural ultimate frisbee option (yes, such options exist), where we donned hawaiian shirts, drank concoctions that skillfully mixed "girly" drinks with the dregs of a plastic handle of vodka, and came up with irreverent cheers that make me cringe when repeated out loud today.


But lest you think we were a bunch of fatties who couldn't run for seconds at the Old Country Buffet, let alone run around in the fastest growing once-beach-barbecue-activity-now-second-tier-sport this side of Kubb, I will have you know that we were, on the whole, a fit group of motherfuckers.  Those who were not fit at the beginning of the year certainly were by the end; a mixture of track, weight, and pylometric workouts.  And those were not naturally gifted athletes (watch me take a bow) had to work doubly hard to keep up with the stallions who made that shit look simple.

A veteran player told me at some point during my sophomore year that, "it's way easier to teach a tall, fast person how to throw the disc than it is to teach a short, fat thrower how to be tall and fast."  These were true words; the best players were physically gifted, and athletically inclined in such a way where throwing a 175 gram piece of plastic became a wholly surmountable feat. As such, most of my frisbee preparation focused on me becoming taller and faster; two things that I, a stout black Jew with a distinctive pigeon-toed waddle, struggled mightily to achieve.  I envied their bodies; chisled machines that could accomplish whatever, whenever and however in a variety of ways. If only I -- the byproduct of round Eastern European Jewish immigrants and round African-Americans -- were so lucky.


But then players like Terrence Williams -- T-Will for short -- made me feel like I was being too hard on the thoroughbreds.  In the imperfect picture that is T-Will, we are confronted with the outspoken athlete; a compelling, yet frustrating player.

*****

It is possible that "athleticism", and all the terms that come with it -- "unbelievable upside", "freakish hops", "vertical off the charts", and all the likes -- subconsciously portray a typecasted player.
Athleticism isn't always used in a positive fashion.  Often times, players who are portrayed as "athletic" are implied to be missing something else, like "basketball I.Q.", "maturity" or "refinement".  More often than not, we end up shaking our heads and lamenting the misfortune of an athlete who couldn't get it all together.  Someone like Stromile Swift, or Darius Miles, or Amir Johnson, or Tyrus Thomas; a guy who routinely appears in highlights, but never seems to harness that ability for a greater good.  Their talents unrealized, and their development unachieved, they fade into lesser leagues, or become bar trivia answers.  Pour one out for the athlete, and all the sorrow they sow.

Yet, T-Will's athleticism looks different than Stro's or JR's, or even LeBron (the guy who he feels he plays the most like).  T-Will's athleticism is sleepy sharp; a quiet fury that surprises and soothes.  T-Will can do a bit of everything.  He's quick, can jump, and can guard both guard and forward positions.  He plays a bit like Chris Paul trapped in Evan Turner's body, bringing the ball up court, directing the offense, and taking the shot when he either deems things broken or not worth managing anymore.  
I first heard about T-Will from an unlikely individual: Katie McCandless, my former resident assistant from college. Katie had arrived in Northfield, Minnesota by way of Louisville, Kentucky.  Like every Louisvillian I've had the pleasure of knowing, she knew her college ball.  Like, really knew her college ball, and in that Louisville way: innocent, childlike, yet informed in a way that was sort of intimidating.  Made sense; the entire state of Kentucky is a college basketball hotspot.  There are two great colleges in the state, the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville, that consistently produce professionals worthy of our attention and praise.
She advised me to check out T-Will.  And I really liked what I saw.  And I still do.

I don't watch a ton of college ball.  I didn't know this type of player existed in the college game; a triple-double threat each night with freakish hops and deep range.  Moreover, I didn't know this type of player stayed for four years in college.  T-Will looked to be one of those guys that made David Stern's age requirement rule look cruel and unforgiving for those of us who lusted after able young bodies, and their tantalizing abilities.  T-Will looked ready to ball.  I was excited about him -- hell, I was excited about everyone in that 2009 draft.  He presented a grabbag skillset; someone who seemingly was good at just about everything, and had the college resume and stage presence (he had played in a national championship game), and intangibles that were off the charts.  His draft position fluctuated, but he was never projected to fall below 11 or 12 in the first round.  True to form, he ended up going 11th to the New Jersey Nets.  Folks were excited, offering suggestions that lowballed him as a poor-man's Andre Iguodala, and highballed him at a poor-man's Scottie Pippen.

But even Scottie Pippen couldn't have done anything with the 2009-2010 New Jersey Nets.  What an unmitigated disaster.  That team started off 0-18 (the worst start by an NBA team ever), and finished 12-70.  The team was in the middle of being sold, the GM-turned-coach all but had a firing clock chained to his neck, and the losses were lopsided and demoralizing.  And in the middle of it was T-Will, lost in a locker room that featured a "who's who" dossier of B-list NBA retreads.  Trenton Hassell as "Veteran Presence".  Bobby Simmons as "Highest Paid Flop".  Devin Harris as "Good Player Who Hates His Team".  Kiki Vandeweghe as "Terrible GM-Demoted-to-Coach-pre-Firing".  
These teams are sad.  They are not places to thrive.  They are not places to learn.

By and large, T-Will did not thrive.  And T-Will certainly did not learn.  Coach Kiki Vandeweghe made T-Will the team's sixth man, and T-Will struggled.  Yes, the athleticism was still there, but nothing was coming together.  On the worst team in the league -- nay, one of the worst teams in NBA history -- T-Will was statistically one of the team's wost players.  He averaged 8 points, 4 boards and 3 assists off the bench, on only 40% shooting (30% from deep).   His efficiency numbers were inexcusable, even for a rookie.  He did not shoot the ball well, nor did he shoot it smartly (though to be fair, no one on his team really did, save Brook Lopez .  His 11.4 PER coupled with a negative win share of -0.03 tell a tale that's more sad than satisfying. 
The writing was on the wall for T-Will: talented but a knucklehead.  Pre-bust status.

Seasons two and three weren't great.  In 2010-2011, Avery Johnson brought T-Will's brand new doghouse with him, pre-built and ready for use.  T-Will had a hard time making meetings and practices on time, and the Li'l General didn't take kindly.  He sent him to the bench, then to the D-League, and finally to the Rockets in a trade to get a first-round draft pick.  Though there was initial excitement about his arrival in Houston, that quickly faded when he failed to crack then-coach Rick Adelman's rotation.  He remained a Rocket throughout the long locked-out offseason of 2011, but barely saw the court in 2012.  He also showed some of the same problems he had had in New Jersey: missed practices and team meetings, and an uneasy relationship with his coach.  The Rockets released him at the trade deadline to make room for newly-acquired Marcus Camby, but also "for [him] to get court time in a contract year."  Before long, he was signed by the Sacramento Kings; a veritable halfway house for NBA never-launched's to have one last chance at financial salvation.

T-Will played in 18 games in Sacto.  He got time during every game; no less than ten minutes in any given contest.  He was able to showcase his talents in Keith Smart's wide open offense, where the emphasis was on ball movement and making the extra pass.  T-Will put up solid numbers off the bench -- 8 points, 4 boards and 3 assists per game, at a slightly more respectable 43% shooting clip.  He had only one monster game (a 21 point effort against the Rockets, his old team), but delivered nine double-digit efforts, and a 16.5 per (above the league average).  He nearly averaged a steal, so one could argue there was defensive improvement.  Nevertheless, the numbers were strong for what Keith Smart used him as: a backup small forward.

But what we saw out of T-Will in Sacto, his performances on the stage, were the most compelling aspect about him.  With a slightly more talented cast (and perhaps the strange motivation that comes in a contract year), T-Will showed how valuable a positional revolutionary could be, and that wild athleticism can take many different forms.


There were two versions of T-Will in Sacto: the quality contributor and the pseudo-star.  More often than not, we saw the quality contributor.  The first version can be seen in the above video, which chronicles T-Will's efforts in a March 30th 104-103 victory for the Kings over the Jazz.  This version of T-Will did a little bit of everything: get rebounds, run the offense, find the open man, and hit a few shots.  This is the T-Will we see in the per-game stats, one that uses his court time to its fullest extent, and helps the team in nearly every way imaginable.  He looks far more the point guard than Jimmer Freddette (decidedly not a Diss player), and does an excellent job finding open shooters time and time again (though said shooters rarely hit the shot). However, his 3-7 night from the field (including 0-1 from deep) highlights his weaknesses.  One doesn't like the contested runners he hoisted up more often than not, and wishes he picked his spots a bit better.  But the numbers are good, and the win is achieved.  When you score 8 points, grab 6 boards, get 4 assists, in all of 22 minutes, that's a great investment.


It's the slightly better version of T-Will -- the one depicted in the above video -- that really makes our lips moisten, and palms to sweat.  In this video, which depicts a 109-100 loss for the Kings against the Suns, we see "quality contributor" T-Will post power-up mushroom consumption.  His penetration is more deliberate, his passes more forceful.  He drives to the rim with not-quite-reckless abandon; surveying the floor for viable offensive options, and relying on his shot only if it makes absolute sense.  That, there, becomes the difference -- T-Will looks for the open 18 foot jumper, and does a good job hitting it.  That floater is still there, but it's falling in this case, and looks like a viable weapon against smaller ones and twos who invariably match up against T-Will.  And we even see a bit of defense in the form of a block against Suns' center Marcin Gortat.

In these videos, T-Will looks like he's a good fit.  He doesn't look like a fish out of water, a boy playing a man's game, or any other silly sports euphemism.  No, he looks like a valuable cog in a machine; an offensive grab bag that coaches happily take trinkets from, employing their uses in a myriad of scenarios.  T-Will looks like a dynamic game changer, someone who can just as easily be brought off the bench as a backup point guard as he could as a starting two or three.  And people look like they like playing with him.  Coaches seem unafraid to play him.  It's almost as if he's a professional.  It's almost as if he's home.


Which is too bad, because home is fleeting.  The Kings, with committed money to Francisco Garcia and John Salmons, and having drafted Thomas Robinson, had no need for T-Will.

Once again, T-Will was looking for a place to fit in.

*****
Fitting in is important.  Especially for the outspoken athlete.


One could point to Gerald Green -- a bonafide Diss player since 2011 -- as a modern prototype for how important fitting in is.  Green, originally the Celtics' 18th overall pick in 2005, is (pardon the phrase) a freakish athlete who has won multiple dunk contests, and has perhaps one of the greatest in-game dunks of all time. He just recently signed a one-year deal with the Indiana Pacers.  His most notable accolades are based upon his athletic gifts of hops and creativity around the rim.  This is how he has become something close to a household name.

But Green has had to shed many skins to get to this point in his career.  Like T-Will, he, too, has lived and died by his athleticism and potential.  Jonathan Abrams of Grantland detailed Green's own professional game of chutes and ladders, which has casted him alternatively as a young, potential franchise cornerstone to a waiver-wire player in the Euroleague, and required him to actually learn from mistakes, and take stock in unlikely life experiences.  His first two seasons on the Celtics were promising enough to convince Kevin McHale to take him in the KG trade.  But things didn't go well with Randy Wittman, and soon, much like T-Will, Green was looking for work while trying to shed both "locker room cancer" and "athlete" labels.  Much like T-Will, Green got short term NBA jobs, but never stuck around.  It took two seasons in Russia, a short-stint in China, success in the D-League, two-ten day contracts, and one unbelievable dunk to make sure Green stuck around.


And stick around he did.  And stick around he will.  While playing a ten-day with the Nets, a terrible team long out of playoff contention, Green did everything he was supposed to do with his athleticism, averaging 13 points and 3.5 boards.  He still flew high, swatting shots and dunking dunks, but he played within himself, and used D-Will to maximize his talents.

Shedding the "athlete" label didn't mean becoming unathletic.  Far from it.  Instead, Green found ways to contribute, having picked up some tricks in a multitude of stops, and having found perspective from life events that showed him how good NBA life could be.  It took age, experience, and some unexpected turns to bring Green to where he is today.  And he's in a good spot -- his contract with the Pacers is good for three years, and he has a chance to be a big contributor on a playoff team.  But it wasn't perfect from the start.  It doesn't always have to be for things to work out in the end.

*****
Luckily for him, and for us, T-Will was given another chance to reinvent himsef, and harness his outspoken athleticism.

On September 20th, T-Will signed a minimum, non-guaranteed contract with the Detroit Pistons.  T-Will (alongside Jonny Flynn, another pariah from the 2009 draft) are the 16th and 17th players on a 15 man roster -- in other words, if the season started today, both of those guys would be looking for new jobs elsewhere.


But there are some positive signs.  T-Will is back with Lawrence Frank, the coach whom he spent sixteen awful games with, but also ran his first ever NBA training camp.  Frank has ideas to reinvent T-Will.  According to the Pistons' coach, T-Will has been "miscast" as a small forward, and he sees him as essentially a point guard.  And based on what we saw with the Kings (especially playing alongside that tree stump Jimmer Fredette), Frank may very well be right.

At the beginning of this longwinded missive, I argued that, in ultimate frisbee, it's far easier to teach athletes how to be smart and skilled than it is to teach smart people how to be athletic.  As a short fattie who could throw and see the field, I was always going to be at a disadvantage to the varsity athlete who couldn't throw, didn't know how to play, but had all the time in the world.  Their shortcomings were going to be rectified through practice and experience, and on the whole, easier to resolve.  Mine were only going to be addressed through exercise and conditioning, and even then, my genetic makeup would only allow for so much improvement.  This made things easier, on the whole, for the athletes.


The same thing exists in professional basketball, to an extent. It is far easier to tell an athletic knucklehead to grow up, make better decisions on the court, and acquire skills that will help their team win games than it is to tell a less-talented, more mature, more skilled player to become more athletic.  Jared Dudley, for all his civic strengths, and improvements on the court, will not become an All-Star.  He won't.  It's a cruel world where 6'7'' and a 30 inch vertical just isn't enough, but this is the world that he lives in.  Jared Dudley has reached his apex.

T-Will has not.  T-Will needs to grow up, make better decisions on the court, and acquire skills that will help his team win games.  If it happens with the Pistons as a point guard, wonderful.  If it happens in Europe or Asia -- like it did for Green -- that's good too.  But as we saw briefly in Sacramento, T-Will has all the tools to be a dynamic, game changing player.  He can make it happen.  He should make it happen.

Simply put: it's time to get started.


Friday, October 5, 2012

Diss Guy Miss Guy, Media Day Edition

Diss Guy Miss Guy, Media Day Edition

Diss Guy: Iman Shumpert

I don't know whether I'm more excited about the fact that Iman Shumpert's rocking a classic 'Will Smith Fresh Prince' high top fade, or that he just went Office Space on the iPhone 5. On top of that oldish news, Shump also got into the rap game last year while recovering from his torn ACL, and delivered a solid "Clique" flip for the cameras during Media Day in between razzing Steve Novak and swagging out with the Knicks self proclaimed 'Bench Mobb'. Shumpert clearly had as much fun as possible (without coming across as a goofy child -- see Beasley, Michael) during the de riguer of what's turned into NBA "media week," and for that, he's our Diss Guy. 

Miss Guy: Darko Milicic

Darko Milicic is now on my favorite NBA team. That's enough to make him the Miss Guy of the week by any stretch of the imagination, but Darko's already off to an ignominious start after Media Day, telling the Boston press: "So now, if I have to go kill someone on the court, I'll kill someone on the court." 
This coming from a guy who's worn out his welcome on several teams for his lazy, intemperate approach (at best) on the NBA court during his seven year career. This coming from a guy who's most recent hometown paper, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, said in a postpartum report:
"Milicic frustrated coaches with his work habits and turned off teammates with his sour demeanor and many were relieved when owner Glen Taylor signed off on using the amnesty provision on his contract to get rid of him."
Good luck with Darko, KG... If you made Glen Davis cry, I can't wait to see what happens at the end of the bench this season... and Darko, I'll believe you're going to hustle when I see it, and for that, you're the Miss Guy of the week.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Media Day Roundup Edition.

Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Media Day Roundup Edition.

Over the past few days, notably last Friday and Monday, all NBA teams held their media days. Normally these are pretty boring affairs, a chance to see the new players in uniform, write the same story about how player x is in the best shape of their life, and go home. But a few interesting things always come out...

The Timberwolves signed previously-retired Brandon Roy to a two-year, $10 million contract over the summer, and owner Glen Taylor doesn't even know if he will be able to play. Acceptable risk?


Jordan Durlester: Absolutely an acceptable risk to take. We already know the T-wolves have put together an athletically gifted core of young talent. While having Roy be a contributor on the floor would be ideal, even if he is unable to physically play, his presence will be felt in the locker room. Roy is a mature and proven leader who can aide this team in more ways than points and assists.

Jacob Greenberg: Yeah. Two years, $10 million won't break the bank. Question is: if he's great, and the Wolves want to lock him down, how much do you pay him? And for how long?

Alex Maki: Yes, I think spending $5 million a year, two years, for a guy that could fix a huge hole in your team if he just plays decent for his skill level is a sound move. What I am less enthused about is the fact that the Wolves do not have a real proven shooting guard in case Roy either can't make things work or if he can only play in very limited minutes. I am very excited about Shved, and word in training camp today was that he was one smooth operator, but the Wolves need a bit more depth to make this gamble a safe one.

Kenji Spielman: This is only an acceptable risk as long as B. Roy knows he is no longer THE MAN. Toward the end of his time with the Blazers (Blazers fan speaking here) he was no longer as good as he thought he was. This was, clearly, a problem. In the 2010 playoffs against the Suns he came back early from knee surgery, was an excellent decoy for a game, then was worthless for a game or two. He pronounced himself a starter for the next game to the media when any objective observer could see he was ready be shut down. What can a coach do in a situation like that? Severely damage the long term relationship with a transcendent talent like Roy, or try to win the series? And yet... there is the Mavericks series from the next year, just so, you know, he could remind us all what we were missing. If Roy learns to pick his spots coming off the bench he has the ability to completely re-write the template for 6th man.

Hans Peterson: Absolutely. And this is coming from someone who, frankly, expects the second half of that contract to go up in the dust of Roy's grinding knees. If you want to legitimately contend in the NBA, you have to have game changers. You can win the NFL or MLB with a solid team full of above average players that click at the right time. To win in the NBA (ALMOST without exception), you need multiple top 20 players. The Wolves have one. Barring miraculous and sudden growth by Rubio or Williams, they aren't getting another without tanking for a year and finding the next Lebron/Howard/Duncan in the lottery. So regardless of outcome, I support dropping 10 million on Roy for the top 20 upside even if it means he breaks down and you sacrificed money that could have signed the equivalent of Mbah Mah Boute. That's doing nothing but getting you 2-3 extra wins a year and costing you one-two places in the lottery.

Kobe said that the Lakers are still "his team". Are they?


Jordan Durlester: As long as Kobe is on the roster, the Lakers are his team. It's a direct result of his competitive nature and decorated history with the organization. Say what you will about his off the court behaiavor and on the court complaining, the dude is an incredibly strong-willed and vocal leader.

Jacob Greenberg: Yeah, for better or worse. Though if he takes a page from D-Wade's book, his career will last longer, and the Lake Show will have a better chance willing the whole 'Ship in Year One.

Alex Maki: It shouldn't be. The Lakers have a whole starting lineup of players with high basketball IQs. Kobe doesn't need to carry the team in any aspect these days, and that includes leadership. As Kobe gets older he needs to play within himself. Though I am sure he will see the error of his ways, right now it sounds like he still wants to cling to a bit of good ole' Kobe-ball.

Kenji Spielman: Yes. Not that they should be, Pau has been a better player for a while now, but they are, to the team's detriment, still "his team". He will continue to take terrible shots against triple teams at the end of the game, he will continue to throw teammates under the bus, he will continue ro clash with his coach. And with his "supporting cast" he may appear to the stats free eye as an MVP again.

Hans Peterson: Yes, but they shouldn't be. If Kobe wants to make the Lakers invincible, he should reinvent himself as the most star-powered upgraded level 70 version of Bruce Bowen imaginable - draw an opponents' top defender, but focus his energy on being a shut-down defender on the opponents' best guard and knocking down spot-up jumpers every time they start getting complacent. Let Nash run the offense through alternate Howard/Gasol pick and rolls. They would absolutely 100% win the title and it would be the best thing Kobe could do for his legacy. I'm excited to watch the Lakers this year because I sincerely doubt that happens. I think it is a bunch of dramatic mayhem for the first two months because a guy who named himself the Black Mamba is not going to be a good judge of how to best cement his legacy.

Lamar Odom wants to apologize to Mark Cuban for his poor play last year. Does he have anything to apologize for?


Jordan Durlester: I don't think he owes Mark Cuban and the Mavs an apology, per se, but I respect him for acknowledging that he didn't give them all that he could have. The entire situation was a disaster to begin with, and LO clearly had/has some health issues he needs to address before he's ever ready to commit the time and energy needed to play in the NBA.

Jacob Greenberg: No, Lamar Odom doesn't owe anyone anything. He was brutally forthright about his mental health issues last season, and was faced with an employer that, at best, seemed to be tolerant to his problems, but not forgiving. Mark Cuban has had very few truly hard days in his life.

Alex Maki: I am not sure he needs to apologize. I think it is a respectful thing to do, more to the fans than anything, but not necessary and probably won't make much of a difference to the assholes out there anyway.

Kenji Spielman: No. Odom was the classic "fluke rule" player when he was amazing for the Lakers. The problem was we all knew he had that level of talent, he just never utilized it. Then he managed to pull something akin to a "double fluke rule" where we knew he wasn't going to maintain that level of play that he tantalized with for the Lakers (brilliantly done to get rid of him while his value was high), but I really doubt he is as bad as he looked for the Mavs. Should he apologize for being a total enigma of a person and addicted to skittles? Uh...

Hans Peterson: Only he can know. Sometimes athletes fall off a performance cliff. Sometimes they have mental issues that shake their confidence and performance. Sometimes players find themselves in a system where they cannot be effective. Sometimes, presumably, players get distracted and whiny and take millions of dollars in exchange for weak effort. Only Odom really knows which was the case for him.

Dwayne Wade has left Jordan and signed a new shoe contract with Chinese brand Li-Ning. Thoughts?


Jordan Durlester: After quickly glancing at Li-Ning's basketball apparel and shoe selection, I'd say they made a very necessary hire. I'm always pro any sort of move that brings the NBA brand to new heights in other global markets.

Jacob Greenberg: That China is a very fertile market for entrepreneurial capitalists?

Alex Maki: You are supposed to think that Dwayne Wade is still a dick, unless he toured those Li-Ning factories to make sure the working conditions are decent.

Kenji Spielman: There are a large number of people in China, many of whom like to buy things. If you expect this to go off without a hitch I have a bridge to sell you. I would be shocked if this doesn't break down in some sort of amazingly odd way when it turns out there was a wacky rider that Wade has to appear at some charity game in the middle of Tiananmen Square and lead a team of politicos against the visiting Mongolian National team during the regular NBA season.

Hans Peterson: A couple things: that basketball is well on its way to becoming the second most global game behind soccer. That Dwayne Wade is desperate for attention after yielding his Batman cape to Lebron and putting on his Robin tights. That shoe "technology" doesn't actually impact athletic performance to any meaningful degree.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Italian Job: The Diss Interviews Dane DiLiegro

The Italian Job: The Diss Interviews Dane DiLiegro

The Diss is happy to present our first interview with an Italian Professional -- Dane DiLiegro plays for Dinamo Basket Sassari in Italy's Lega Basket Serie A, the highest level of pro basketball in Italy. Dane is 6'9", tweets, and in his spare time he makes and eats large snacks and has a website about it.
 
I grew up in historic Lexington, Massachusetts - the "Birthplace of America"- with Dane DiLiegro. Smack dab in the middle of town were the Center Courts, where I spent time as a youth practicing and perfecting old man post moves to compensate for my lack of fine motor skills, eventually gaining "the courts" nickname of "Big Bird," for reasons yet to be determined. When Middle School rolled around, Dane and I were placed on the same B-squad travel basketball team for both 6th and 7th grade, which was coached by his Dad. We were both tall for our age at the time, and thus presumably could be molded into future Rick Smits and Andrew Declercq's. Why weren't either of us on the A-Squad, you may wonder, what with my intagibles and Dane's future pro career? Like the Tim Tebow's of Lexington Youth Basketball, we were biding our time behind Mark Sanchez Jimmy O'Keefe, the future 2006 Massachusetts Gatorade Player of the Year. But back to the interview setup...
Our paths have certainly diverged since the B-squad, and while my basketball pursuits stayed more Big Bird than Larry Bird, Dane continued to develop as a player, starred for four years at the University of New Hampshire, got on SportsCenter's Top 10, and is now starting his second year playing professionally in Italy. 


Andrew Snyder: Hi Dane. As the only professional basketball player who I've barely kept in touch with to make it out of the Lexington High School Class of 2006, thanks for agreeing to do this interview!
First question -- What led you to play basketball professionally in Italy? Your Italian heritage and/or last name? Did you consider any other options in the professional basketball world before deciding on Italy? Dane DiLiegro: Mostly because I wanted to keep playing really -- I never really dreamed of becoming a pro basketball player, but the opportunity presented itself and I took it. I'll keep playing until I have no more opportunities to play. My last name is indeed Italian, and I do have an Italian passport! Israel was also an option for me, but the Italian league was a higher level league in the European rankings, there's a lot of big time players out here.
AS: Assess the validity of this statement: playing professional basketball in Italy is the equivalent of the best study abroad trip ever.  
  DD: No. I wish it was. A lot of people think this is some type of vacation, but it's still work. I don't get a lot of time off, maybe 1 day a week, and when I do, I usually stay home and rest and recover. I don't really get to travel for recreation because of my busy schedule, and I feel like when people study abroad, they just take some BS classes and then go out and rage (ed note: like Rob Gronkowski?) all the time - with some traveling thrown in. There isn't really much of that here, though it is a way cool job - and I am also told it beats a desk job. 


AS: You've moved up from the second Italian division to a new team in Serie A this season, correct? Are you excited to play against a higher level of competition? 

DD: Yeah. I'm pretty excited. So far the level of play is the highest I've been a part of, the basketball here is just so much faster, and everyone is really good and knows their angles, and is really quick.. not to mentionthe front courts of some teams are 7 feet plus. 

AS: Your new team this year, Dinamo Basket Sassari, is located on the island of Sardinia - do you get the impression so far that it's a coveted Serie A away game destination (a la Miami, LA, or NYC in the NBA), or does nobody appreciate having to fly to an island to play away games? 
  DD: Well its definitely much easier to drive back on a bus one hour to your city than fly for every game, but coming to Sardinia is a great experience and time slows down a bit. The people here live to 100 years old easy, and it's great seeing palm trees all the time and the beach, but traveling on your day off sucks, and well be doing that every time we go on the road. 

  AS: Any obscure former NBA or NCAA stars now playing in Serie A you're dying to posterize and/or swat this upcoming season? Dee Brown? Kenny Hasbrouck? Mustafa Shakur? Timberwolves Summer League contributor but more famous for being George's son Coby Karl?
DD: I'd like to dunk on anyone really. A few weeks ago we played a game against Greek international powerhouse and reigning Euroleague champ Olympiacos. (Former Toronto Raptor) Joey Dorsey shattered the backboard with 2 minutes left in the game. We went home early.

AS: Objectively, is that a better highlight than your SportsCenter Top 10 appearance? 

DD: I would have to go with a yes on that one... I'd love to shatter a backboard. 


AS: What level of play in American basketball would you compare your experience last year in the LegaDue [the second Italian division] to, and what do you expect Serie A to compare to? 

DD: Well, the level of play in Legadue last year was better than NCAA D1 basketball on some levels, but A1 now is a complete different animal. I definitely have my hands full this year. Although I know I wont be getting nearly as much playing time or as many stats as last year, I'm still excited to gain some valuable experience, and I'm glad I started out at the lower level.
AS: Soccer is far and away the #1 sport in Italy, but where does basketball fit into the average Italian's sports fan consciousness? Do you get the picture that basketball's popularity is growing in Italy? 
  DD: Basketball has a pretty solid following here, but obviously nothing else compares to soccer, not even close. People do sometimes recognize who we are. I just wish more people in Europe would look up to hoops the way they do soccer, but that's never going to happen.


AS: After one full season of play in Italy, do you feel that different nations have distinctive basketball styles. Are there variations of an "American style" of play, or are there aspects that are, say, particularly Italian?  
 
DD: Absolutely. The basketball that the Italians play is kind of like soccer players at times. I'll be honest, there's certain guys you can't even get close to or else they'll cry bloody murder and roll around on the ground clutching the back of their neck. American basketball is much more physical, where as European basketball requires a lot of finesse, and a distinct skill for flopping... or at least selling a flop. 

 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1159411/flops_medium.gif
AS: So... any double flops? How hard was it adjusting to FIBA rules out of the NCAA? Any specific FIBA rules you've had to adapt to that you hate (or love)?

DD: It's not too bad really, the only difference is that you can't call a time out when the ball is in play, and you can take the ball off the rim [when rebounding], other than that it's practically the same thing. I just hate a lot of the touch fouls they call here - again American basketball compared to Italian. 
AS: Do you and other American pro players in Europe take a serious look at opportunities in the NBA D-League? Why or why not? 

DD: I don't personally, I think the D-League is only ideal for guys who are basically already on an NBA team and get sent down, but are making NBA money. Getting drafted and joining the D-League does not interest me at all -- the max salary in that league isn't very flattering, and it's basically a bunch of athletes whose main focus is not on the defensive end -- not my cup of tea really.

AS: Have you experienced any strange cultural experiences on or off the court in Italy that you never would have expected before playing abroad?  
 
DD: They eat horse and donkey here... it tastes pretty good. If no one told you what it was, you'd never know. Also the food portions are way too small. 

AS: On that note, we'll have to point you to Dane's personal endeavor MidnightSnackBeast.com. Thanks again for the interview Dane, and good luck with the upcoming Serie A season.

Monday, October 1, 2012

The Italian Job: The Diss Interviews Dane DiLiegro

The Italian Job: The Diss Interviews Dane DiLiegro

The Diss is happy to present our first interview with an Italian Professional -- Dane DiLiegro plays for Dinamo Basket Sassari in Italy's Lega Basket Serie A, the highest level of pro basketball in Italy. Dane is 6'9", tweets, and in his spare time he makes and eats large snacks and has a website about it.
 
I grew up in historic Lexington, Massachusetts - the "Birthplace of America"- with Dane DiLiegro. Smack dab in the middle of town were the Center Courts, where I spent time as a youth practicing and perfecting old man post moves to compensate for my lack of fine motor skills, eventually gaining "the courts" nickname of "Big Bird," for reasons yet to be determined. When Middle School rolled around, Dane and I were placed on the same B-squad travel basketball team for both 6th and 7th grade, which was coached by his Dad. We were both tall for our age at the time, and thus presumably could be molded into future Rick Smits and Andrew Declercq's. Why weren't either of us on the A-Squad, you may wonder, what with my intagibles and Dane's future pro career? Like the Tim Tebow's of Lexington Youth Basketball, we were biding our time behind Mark Sanchez Jimmy O'Keefe, the future 2006 Massachusetts Gatorade Player of the Year. But back to the interview setup...
Our paths have certainly diverged since the B-squad, and while my basketball pursuits stayed more Big Bird than Larry Bird, Dane continued to develop as a player, starred for four years at the University of New Hampshire, got on SportsCenter's Top 10, and is now starting his second year playing professionally in Italy. 


Andrew Snyder: Hi Dane. As the only professional basketball player who I've barely kept in touch with to make it out of the Lexington High School Class of 2006, thanks for agreeing to do this interview!
First question -- What led you to play basketball professionally in Italy? Your Italian heritage and/or last name? Did you consider any other options in the professional basketball world before deciding on Italy? Dane DiLiegro: Mostly because I wanted to keep playing really -- I never really dreamed of becoming a pro basketball player, but the opportunity presented itself and I took it. I'll keep playing until I have no more opportunities to play. My last name is indeed Italian, and I do have an Italian passport! Israel was also an option for me, but the Italian league was a higher level league in the European rankings, there's a lot of big time players out here.
AS: Assess the validity of this statement: playing professional basketball in Italy is the equivalent of the best study abroad trip ever.  
  DD: No. I wish it was. A lot of people think this is some type of vacation, but it's still work. I don't get a lot of time off, maybe 1 day a week, and when I do, I usually stay home and rest and recover. I don't really get to travel for recreation because of my busy schedule, and I feel like when people study abroad, they just take some BS classes and then go out and rage (ed note: like Rob Gronkowski?) all the time - with some traveling thrown in. There isn't really much of that here, though it is a way cool job - and I am also told it beats a desk job. 


AS: You've moved up from the second Italian division to a new team in Serie A this season, correct? Are you excited to play against a higher level of competition? 

DD: Yeah. I'm pretty excited. So far the level of play is the highest I've been a part of, the basketball here is just so much faster, and everyone is really good and knows their angles, and is really quick.. not to mentionthe front courts of some teams are 7 feet plus. 

AS: Your new team this year, Dinamo Basket Sassari, is located on the island of Sardinia - do you get the impression so far that it's a coveted Serie A away game destination (a la Miami, LA, or NYC in the NBA), or does nobody appreciate having to fly to an island to play away games? 
  DD: Well its definitely much easier to drive back on a bus one hour to your city than fly for every game, but coming to Sardinia is a great experience and time slows down a bit. The people here live to 100 years old easy, and it's great seeing palm trees all the time and the beach, but traveling on your day off sucks, and well be doing that every time we go on the road. 

  AS: Any obscure former NBA or NCAA stars now playing in Serie A you're dying to posterize and/or swat this upcoming season? Dee Brown? Kenny Hasbrouck? Mustafa Shakur? Timberwolves Summer League contributor but more famous for being George's son Coby Karl?
DD: I'd like to dunk on anyone really. A few weeks ago we played a game against Greek international powerhouse and reigning Euroleague champ Olympiacos. (Former Toronto Raptor) Joey Dorsey shattered the backboard with 2 minutes left in the game. We went home early.

AS: Objectively, is that a better highlight than your SportsCenter Top 10 appearance? 

DD: I would have to go with a yes on that one... I'd love to shatter a backboard. 


AS: What level of play in American basketball would you compare your experience last year in the LegaDue [the second Italian division] to, and what do you expect Serie A to compare to? 

DD: Well, the level of play in Legadue last year was better than NCAA D1 basketball on some levels, but A1 now is a complete different animal. I definitely have my hands full this year. Although I know I wont be getting nearly as much playing time or as many stats as last year, I'm still excited to gain some valuable experience, and I'm glad I started out at the lower level.
AS: Soccer is far and away the #1 sport in Italy, but where does basketball fit into the average Italian's sports fan consciousness? Do you get the picture that basketball's popularity is growing in Italy? 
  DD: Basketball has a pretty solid following here, but obviously nothing else compares to soccer, not even close. People do sometimes recognize who we are. I just wish more people in Europe would look up to hoops the way they do soccer, but that's never going to happen.


AS: After one full season of play in Italy, do you feel that different nations have distinctive basketball styles. Are there variations of an "American style" of play, or are there aspects that are, say, particularly Italian?  
 
DD: Absolutely. The basketball that the Italians play is kind of like soccer players at times. I'll be honest, there's certain guys you can't even get close to or else they'll cry bloody murder and roll around on the ground clutching the back of their neck. American basketball is much more physical, where as European basketball requires a lot of finesse, and a distinct skill for flopping... or at least selling a flop. 

 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1159411/flops_medium.gif
AS: So... any double flops? How hard was it adjusting to FIBA rules out of the NCAA? Any specific FIBA rules you've had to adapt to that you hate (or love)?

DD: It's not too bad really, the only difference is that you can't call a time out when the ball is in play, and you can take the ball off the rim [when rebounding], other than that it's practically the same thing. I just hate a lot of the touch fouls they call here - again American basketball compared to Italian. 
AS: Do you and other American pro players in Europe take a serious look at opportunities in the NBA D-League? Why or why not? 

DD: I don't personally, I think the D-League is only ideal for guys who are basically already on an NBA team and get sent down, but are making NBA money. Getting drafted and joining the D-League does not interest me at all -- the max salary in that league isn't very flattering, and it's basically a bunch of athletes whose main focus is not on the defensive end -- not my cup of tea really.

AS: Have you experienced any strange cultural experiences on or off the court in Italy that you never would have expected before playing abroad?  
 
DD: They eat horse and donkey here... it tastes pretty good. If no one told you what it was, you'd never know. Also the food portions are way too small. 

AS: On that note, we'll have to point you to Dane's personal endeavor MidnightSnackBeast.com. Thanks again for the interview Dane, and good luck with the upcoming Serie A season.

Monday Media: Welcome to Neo New York

Monday Media: Welcome to Neo New York

I'll just put it all out there: I have nothing to say about today's Monday Media that it doesn't already say for itself. The designers of what you are about to play are far and away more creative, funny and intelligent than I am, so I'll let them speak for themselves:

The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
If that isn't enticing enough for you, and if it isn't I don't want to be friends with you, check out the promo video.



Most of the time blogging is about explaining, debating, understanding and learning, but sometimes we have to use our "power" to make sure that as many people as possible have an amazing experience. In that vein, please just go and play Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.