Thursday, July 12, 2012

Fortunate Moments for Unfortunate Franchises: The Minnesota Timberwolves and an Unlikely Hero

Fortunate Moments for Unfortunate Franchises: The Minnesota Timberwolves and an Unlikely Hero

Editor's Note: This is the last piece in our series of Fortunate Moments for Unfortunate Franchises until the NBA expands to Europe. You can expect the London Fire FMUF around 2022.

In 1987 the NBA added four expansion franchises, making a heavy push into the southeast market by granting teams to Charlotte, Orlando, and Miami. And what the hell, they threw a bone to the former owners of the Minneapolis Lakers and gave Minnesota a franchise!

For an expansion team, the first year was a success, as the team set a (still standing) NBA record for attendance, and were generally not awful, just pretty bad. They even had a player on the all-rookie team, the wonderfully named Pooh Richardson. The next few years however, were pretty bad, and the Timberwolves owners were looking to sell.

I know it may seem hard to believe for recent NBA fans, but in this saga, David Stern and NBA owners were on the side of the good guys. Stern worked as a mediator in an attempt to solve the differences between the team and operators of its arena, but his efforts were in vain. The owners didn’t really give a shit who owned the team, as long as they got paid. Got paid they did on May 23, 1994, when an ownership group known as Top Rank purchased the team and filed paperwork to move the Timberwolves to New Orleans. Early front-runners for the name of the team (because who ever heard of a Timberwolf in Louisiana? It’s not like there is a team in Salt Lake City, the whitest big city in America, called the Jazz or anything) included the New Orleans Rhythm and New Orleans Angels. Really?

But wait a second. We all saw Kevin Garnett toil away in the Twin Cities, and are now witnessing the rebirth of the Kevin Love led-Timberwolves take place. How the hell did that happen? Remember earlier, when I said in this story David Stern and the owners are the good guys? A month after Top Rank bought the Timberwolves, the league’s relocation committee rejected the move to New Orleans. It was then revealed that the Top Rank group was hilariously under-financed: $40 million of the $152 million franchise price was to be paid by “unknown” investors, $50 million from “projected” revenues, and the rest on yet-to-be-secured bank loans. Basically, a couple of guys like yourself walked up to the Timberwolves owner with a fistful of Monopoly money and a business plan straight out of Blank Check and bought the team.


But David Stern was only getting started. The league filed a lawsuit blocking the move of the team from Minnesota, which we’re pretty sure Stern filed in full Superman getup. Eventually, after a long search and a couple whiffs, the league was able to secure a local owner, Glen Taylor, for the team, and they have played in Minneapolis ever since.

The Timberwolves have had a lot of bad years, and when KG was around, a run of pretty good years. They even made it to the Western Conference Finals once! Assuming Ricky Rubio returns to full health, we could be witnessing another long playoff run in the Great White North. Hell, I’m so high on this team that I think an argument can be made that the T-Wolves most fortunate moment will be this upcoming season, especially if Brandon Roy plays anywhere close to his best.

But, we wouldn’t be having this discussion if it weren’t for a local owner, the commissioner, and the NBA Board of Governors, who saved basketball in Minnesota. Kinda makes you Sonics fans throw up in your mouth a bit doesn’t it?


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Time Cadet Terry Porter, Reporting from the Future.

Time Cadet Terry Porter, Reporting from the Future.

Hi everyone, you may remember me.  My name is Terry Porter.  I was a solid point guard in the National Basketball Association for 17 seasons.  After I retired in 2002, I became a coach.  I was the head coach in Milwaukee for a minute, and in Phoenix for an even briefer minute.


Now I'm a time cadet.  And I travel through time.




I know what y'all are thinking.  How did you become a time cadet, Terry Porter? That's an unlikely career change. You know, that's not really important.  Lots of weird things happen in life.  Tom and Katie got divorced.  Eddy Curry won a championship ring.  And Terry Porter?  Well, he travels through time.  That's just what he does these days.


I'm here with a warning; a warning from the future. But this warning isn't for your ears.  Nope, this warning is for my close friend and colleague Mike Brown, who currently coaches the Los Angeles Lakers:

Mike, your fat ass is about to get fired, regardless of how many games you win next season.




I'm sorry if that comes as a shock.  I can see why you think it would be.  I mean, you won 42 games  last year, and finished third in the West.  You won a tough opening around series against the Nuggets, despite calls for your head from the greatest point guard of All-Time (yes, even better than Terry Porter!).  And though you sorta got your ass handed to you by the Thunder, while everyone not named Kobe Byrant played like they were counting down the seconds until the start of summer break, almost everyone got their asses handed to them by the Thunder.  That Spurs dismantling (my former team!  What up, Mario Elie?) provided you with more security than you realize.


But let's be serious Mike. If you think that all those votes of confidence were for real?  You're kidding yourself, my X's-and-O's friend.  The future confirms this.  The first major challenge to your title just arrived, smiling like a snake, and carrying two MVP trophies with him.  I know you think you just received the greatest gift since that $50 gift certificate to Chili's Dan Gilbert sent you.  But you know what, man?  Steve Nash is here to destroy you.  Steve Nash is here to send you back to the broadcasting booth (where you did a nice job, man; way better than me).  Steve Nash is here to ruin your fucking day.




This may disrupt the time stream, but as my ace in the hole, I feel obligated to tell you what's about to go down, so you can start preparing for the future present.  Or is it the present future?  Anyways, that's not important.  What's important is that things are not going to go as planned, and you're going to be the fall man for it all.  And in the end, when it's all over, and you're ignoring the newspapers, and trying to get a few rounds of golf in, you'll see one face in your mind: Steve Nash.


But enough about you for a minute.  Let's talk about me.


Listen man, what Steve's about to do -- he did it to me too.  Remember when I got hired in Phoenix?  It was 2007.  They had just fired D'Antoni.  Said they needed to get tougher; instill a defensive mindset.  So they hired me.  Kind of strange, considering the Bucks teams I coached were 23rd and 28th in the league in defense, but who knows what chronic the Suns' training staff was giving ol' Stevie Kerr back then (and let me tell you Mike, that reknowned training staff in Phoenix: they aren't giving the players ibuprofen to make them feel better, nawmsayin'?).  I guess I was an assistant with the Pistons.  Their defense was all right.  But in any case, they hired me to take the Suns to the next level. Defense wins championships, after all?  I would know, seeing as how I won all of zero championships during my career.  Like I said: Stevie loved that chron.  Loved that shit.

So I got to Phoenix, and there were all these guys who had played under Mike D'Antoni.  And say what you will about the lack of defense, and the lack of discipline, that came with 7 Seconds or Less.  Those guys loved Mike.  Grant, Amar'e, Dudley, J-Rich, even Shaq -- all those guys were just Mike guys.  He never held them accountable; just designed the plays, instructed them to play within the confines of his confine-less system as much as possible, stroked his moustache.  Just fluffy shit.


And there was no bigger Mike guy than Steve.  Steve loved Mike.  And yeah, it made sense.  Mike and him rolled deep together.  They arrived in Phoenix at around the same time, and experienced all that early success together.  Mike had won coach of the year with Steve, got hyped up as an offensive whizkid.  Nash was the most individually celebrated player since Jordan -- a guy with an unflappably pleasant personality, who could just dazzle a room in so many different ways.  Those guys were meant for each other.  And Kerr broke them up, and then set up Steve with me.

It was clear from the beginning that this wasn't gonna work.  I was hired to instill a defensive mindset into a team that had purposefully ignored defense for the last five seasons.  I tried to build more offenses around Shaq and Amar'e (and hey, Stevie Kerr, what were you thinking on that one?); pound the ball down low and let the big me work in the post.  I tried to slow the team down a bit, give ourselves more second chance opportunities through a stricter half-court post game.   But not with Steve; not with these Suns.  Teaching a dog how to meow would've been easier than trying to get Steve and company to play a lick of defense.  So we failed.  We were allowing nearly 100 points a game.  It was absurd.


And yeah, people can talk all they want about me not knowing my personell.  They can talk about square pegs and round holes, about leading horses to water, about old dogs and new tricks.  But I'm gonna talk about calling a spade a spade.  Those guys didn't try.  Didn't try a lick for me.  There were some guys who are going to be Springfield, too.  Grant, Shaq, Steve.  May the Time Cadet union take away my membership card if those guys didn't throw in the towel; throw me under the bus.  And when that bus hit me, with a 28-23 record, and one game out of eighth in a crazy competitive Western conference, I wasn't surprised.  And I knew who was behind it all.


You got it.  Ol' Stevie Nash.

Mike Brown. Does any of this sound familiar?  Does anything I just told you ring a bell? An outsider trying to gain membership in an intensely insular and exclusive club, trying to get some old dogs to think his way about a new defensive system?  A roster filled with accomplished vets who have won lots, and lots, and lots of games together, under a extremely hyped coach, and his extremely hyped system?  And, most important, lead at the point guard position by Steve Nash?  Steve fucking Nash?


Let me tell you what's about to go down.  You are about to have a nice season.  You're gonna put up a lot of points, and you're gonna sell out a lot of games.  Your offense is going to be looking pretty nice, but the problem is it's not gonna be your offense.  Sure, Steve is going to figure out a way to get those guys to get beyond the Triangle, and he's probably going to get them to push Phil Jackson further from their minds than ever before.  He's going to raise Bynum's efficiency -- get him to run around a bit, similar to what he did for Gortat and Shaq -- and he and Pau are going to murder teams in the high pick and roll.  And when Kobe figures out that he's not a souped up version of Steve Blake, those two are gonna have a field day on teams.  It'll look awesome. But he's not gonna clue you in on how to do it.  You're not going to be invited, man.


And that defense?  That mindset you were hired to instill?  Well, that's gonna go by the wayside.  It won't matter because you'll be winning games, and you won't really be coaching the team anymore.  Steve Nash is not an elite defender.  He's not even a competent defender.  But the thing is, he doesn't need great defense to maximize his talents.  He needs great offenders.  He needs stallions.  So when you keep putting in Metta, despite the fact you really should be playing Ebanks, Steve's gonna notice.  And when Steve notices something, you gotta look out.




The playoffs will go well enough.  You're gonna go to the Western Conference Finals, but while the 25-year-old Thunder legs will be motivated and fresh, your 33-year-old legs will be tired and sore.  Kobe and Pau will be coming off of months of just playing basketball with no rest -- Olympics, training camp, pre season, regular season, playoffs -- and it will show.  Steve Nash will be brilliant, but it won't be enough.  You'll lose in six games.  Westbrook, Durant, Harden and a much improved Ibaka will destroy y'all.  And you'll be shown the door.  And, to no one's surprise, a certain mustachioed man -- one who has the trust of both Steve and Kobe, and is currently unemployed -- will take the fuck out of your dream job.


So be forewarned, Mike Brown.  The end is nigh.  Steve Nash is the Alpha and the Omega.  He is gonna get you.  And there's nothing you can do about it.


And believe it or not, my shift isn't over.  I gotta warn Liam Neeson about signing off on Battleship.  


This is Time Cadet Terry Porter, reporting from the future.


Kevin Durant: Poisoning AAU Basketball Since Right Now

Kevin Durant: Poisoning AAU Basketball Since Right Now



One of the few benefits of the offseason is that we have the time and ability to take a critical look at the state of the Association as a whole. A majority of our time during the regular and post season is allocated to watching and talking about specific teams or players. I wouldn’t exactly classify this as a bad thing by any means but it’s important sometimes to step back and examine some of the league wide trends. 
On a similar note, the offseason is also a good time to check in with the fresh pool of young talent currently being groomed as the All-Stars of the not-so-distant-future. I know we just spent a good amount of time breaking down and analyzing the draft, but NBA stars start their training long before their grueling year of college. That’s right. A quick update on the dirty, back-door-dealing, AAU circuit!
Today the LeBron James Skills Academy wrapped up in Las Vegas. 20 of the best college athletes and 80 of the top high school athletes convened in Vegas to workout, play pick up, and in all likelihood talk off the record with shoe company executives salivating over the potential money that can be made. As someone who cares probably a little bit too much about high school basketball and recruiting, I made sure to follow most of the big name writers on twitter and read their daily summaries.
Perhaps the most interesting tweet I read came from Scout writer Jason Scheer:


The Oklahoma City Thunder were without a doubt the darlings of the NBA this season (with the noted exception of the greater Seattle area and The Diss). They featured a plethora of very young, very talented athletes who won a crap load of games by being faster, more explosive, and more opportunistic than their competition. They thrived at getting out in transition and finishing at the rim with sensational athleticism. David Stern is pleased. Very pleased.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, my grandmother once told me (sixty thousand times). However crazy she may be â€" this sentiment rings just as true for little brothers as it does NBA executives. Executives from losing teams, executives from winning teams, AAU coaches, teenagers, puppies, all watched as this new style of NBA basketball was unfolding. Is this the new model for building a successful basketball team?
Whether or not this style of basketball can be sustained will remain a mystery for the time being. I consider myself somewhat of a basketball purist, and I tend to think that while this style of play may be exciting to watch â€" it’s going to be incredibly hard for them to maintain and even harder for anyone else to copy. But it’s not my opinion that matters. It's the kids.

In 2012 being a high school/AAU center isn’t “sexy”. In 2012 being a high school/AAU center carries with it the unfortunate and untrue connotation that you’re un-athletic and slow. Every young big man these days watches Kevin Durant and thinks, I want to do that! I want to bring the ball up the court! I want to shoot from the perimeter! I want to face up every time! If he’s making it work, so can I!
No, 2012 high school/AAU center. you can’t. You’re not even close to Kevin Durant’s level and chances are you never will be. But fear not, 2012 high school/AAU center, there’s still hope!
NBA basketball has been around since 1946. In those 66 seasons we’ve seen some pretty damn effective innovation, from the pick-and-roll to the triangle offense, but you know what’s always remained a constant strategy for winning basketball games? Having a skilled big man play with his back to the basket.
So, my message to all you kids out there not reading this article is to use your natural ability to play your natural position. It may not be as glamorous to bang down low and grab boards, or go to your weak side for a contested layup, but it’s a proven technique that will always be desired. If you’re 6’8” and still growing take pride in being a center, and leave the ball handling to the undersized guard who probably has no college or professional potential. Find beauty in effective footwork, utilize the talents you were blessed with, and remember - you’re no Kevin Durant. 





Minnesota's Fate.

Minnesota's Fate.

Editor's Note: This is a guest piece by Omar Bagnied.  Omar is a frequent contributor to The Diss.

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It's been a rough couple decades for basketball in Minnesota.  It wasn't always this way.  Back when the Lakers were in town, the Minnesota basketball franchise was a dynasty, winning five championships in six years (1949, 1950, 1952, 1953, 1954).  As many a Minnesotan grandfather might say, THOSE were the days.

Fifty-two years ago, the Lakers picked up and moved to sunny Los Angeles.  And who would blame them, Minnesota is a veritable freezer.  But the good people of Minnesota should be thankful; unlike other states, their patience was rewarded with a second chance at basketball glory.  In 1989, the Timberwolves arrived.  And man were they psyched about this team.  In their expansion season, the team drew over a million fanatics at the Metrodome.  The first home game alone drew 49,551 people, which remains the third highest in NBA history until this day.  Unfortunately, the Timberwolves lost that game.  And with that loss began all too familiar pattern.


Alas, NBA basketball had returned to the Twin Cities.  But the presence of the team became just that, a presence.  They were not a good team.  These wolves wandered aimlessly, struggling to remain afloat past February in the land of ten thousand lakes.  Year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year.  Then a high school kid from Greenville, South Carolina gallantly rode in to town on his white horse (yes, they still ride horses in Greenville) and said, ENOUGH.  Sadly, as we all know, the horse is an antiquated form of transport.  So while the Timberwolves did reach the playoffs seven straight seasons (1997-2003), the rest of the league pompously zoomed past them, leaving a cloud of dust in the first round every year.

Then in 2004 it all changed.  Kevin Garnett had grown tired of the losing.  He was better than that.  As he carried the franchise that season, the league took notice.  He was named the league's Most Valuable Player, the first in Minnesota's history.  After fourteen years, seven losing season and seven straight first round exits, the Timberwolves finally made it past the first round.  Finally, there was cause for excitement in Minneapolis.


The Timberwolves were a juggernaut!  Sam Cassell's veteran leadership, the sharp-shooting Wally Szczerbiak and Latrell Sprewell's electric swingman play all came together at the right time.  They rode through the first round, defeating the Denver Nuggets (the team that beat them in their first ever home game at the Metrodome) four games to one.  Uncharted territory was before them.  The Timberwolves were set to face the Sacramento Kings, in the Western conference semifinals.  A back and forth series, it was to be decided in a seventh and final game.  Kevin Garnett did not disappoint.  With 32 points, 21 rebounds and 5 blocks, he validated his MVP award. and propelled the franchise to its first Western conference final.  Not a terrible birthday present considering he bought it and wrapped it himself.  More than celebration, it was a sense of relief that enveloped the Target Center.  After years of suffering through the losing seasons and perpetual first round letdowns, it was their time for championship glory.  To return to the days of the early 1950s when Minneapolis was the king of basketball in America.  Their Western conference finals matchup was perfect.  Poetic.  Who better to inspire that city, those fans and the Timberwolves franchise than the team that abandoned Minnesota for the warm California coast.  The state was set.  This was going to be their year.

The Lakers proved to be a more than worthy opponent.  They flexed their championship mettle.  It did not end well for the Timberwolves.  If Minnesotans resented the great Kareem of the 1980s, the one that should've turned Minneapolis and not Los Angeles into the mecca of basketball, the came to despise the Kareem of the 2004 Lakers.


That loss ushered in the current era.  Kevin Garnett had nothing left to give Minnesota.  Management consistently failed to surround him with quality talent, and he could not handle losing anymore.  The youthful exuberance and extraordinary athleticism that drove him for eight years, culminating in a Western conference finals appearance, turned into anger and despair.  He demanded a trade out.  The people of Minnesota knew it was coming, and for the most part, they didn't blame him.  He had given them everything he had to give.  Little did they know how long it would take for them to recover from his loss.

Eight years.  And counting.  Eight years of chatter like this amongst Timberwolves fans.  But no one is more frustrated than the man trying hardest to change the franchise's losing ways.


Kevin Love is now the man in Minnesota.  I don't know that we've ever seen his type of talent in the league.  A 6'10'', 260 pound three-point shooting champion.  A rebounding machine.  A franchise scorer that delivers in the clutch.  Rugged.  Reliable.  A player you build a franchise around.  But after four years of playing his butt off, he too has grown tired of management's failure to surround their stars with complementary pieces.

Kevin Love is now playing for USA basketball, primed to defend their title in this summer's Olympics in London.  As players on that team rib one another, recounting playoff battles, Kevin Love sits quietly.  Like a poor kid that, despite his parents' alcoholism-induced plunge into poverty, has studied his ass off and earned a scholarship to attend private school.  And now that he's been exposed to an elevated human experience, he will not accept the regressive situation back home.


Minnesota, it's simple: If you do not change your apathetic tendencies, if you continue to accept mediocrity and remain unwilling to obtain the resources necessary to chase a championship, Kevin Love will leave you, just as Kevin Garnett did.  Other teams in the league are moving heaven and earth to bring quality pieces to complement their franchise players.  See how the world champion Miami Heat went out and grabbed one of the greatest shooters in league history?  Taking note of what OKC did bringing in Perry Jones III to augment their Western conference championship squad?  Brooklyn is purging their entire team so that they can create room for megastars to complement their franchise player.  Do you see what they're doing there?  Do you see how this winning thing works? You realize Kevin Love is from Los Angeles, right?  You realize that he went to UCLA and his dad played for the Lakers, yes?  How ironic that Kevin's high school team was the Lake Oswego Lakers.  You don't think that Kevin Love has always dreamed of playing for the Los Angeles Lakers?  When he hit that game-winning three at Staples, he was auditionimg.

Why do they always want to leave you for Los Angeles, Minnesota?  The Lakers franchise did it.  Kevin Garnett wanted to.  All the pieces are there for Kevin Love's glorious return to Los Angeles.  Reverse the pattern, Minnesota.  Study your heritage.  Minneapolis was once proud of their basketball team.  You were world champions, the orignal dynasty of professional basketball's lone super-power.  As you sit there toiling in mediocrity, cities like Seattle yearn for a basketball team, any basketball team.  You know what it's like to have an NBA team taken away from you for thirty years.  If you lose Kevin Love, don't be surprised if it's taken for good.


Sunday, July 8, 2012

On Comparisons; A Comparison

On Comparisons; A Comparison

Reading Jacob’s FMFUF piece on the Denver Nuggets inspired me to begin writing an article that has been brewing in depths of my mind for some time now. In case you missed it (scroll up and read it) the main argument presented is that a photograph, rather than a statistic or record, is a more pure and meaningful metric of analyzing a terrific athletic performance. I agree wholeheartedly with this line of thinking and feel that the logic behind it suggests some other interesting findings. I want to take a look at how and why we compare athletes who played in different eras and highlight how ridiculous this process can be.
“LeBron is great but he’ll never touch Jordan” “Verlander throws heat but Nolan Ryan was just unbelievable”  â€œPeterson can run but Walter Payton was simply immaculate”
Ugh. Enough.
Before I get into this any further I want to make it clear that I love statistics. They fascinate me. I loved the statistics course I took as an undergraduate, I believe Moneyball is 200 pages of utter brilliance, and as I begin my Masters program I look forward to examining the complicated field of biostatistics further.  I don’t need to explain to you how or why statistics are important in sports. You already know. Stats are the basis for how we evaluate talent; which in turn creates the market for where an athlete’s salary should be set. Don’t believe me? Ask a minority-owner of the Brooklyn Nets what HE thinks.
The study of statistics is so valuable because it can provide unbiased quantitative analysis for essentially anything you can possibly imagine. It’s a disciplined, technical, and at times tedious process that yields data that can be argued is fail-proof.
So, with that given, why is it so damn hard to decipher the best athletes of all time? We have the stats, which we agree are the most credible way to evaluate an athlete, for every basketball player in the modern era leading me to believe that a simple internet search should tell me who the best player of all time is. But alas…
So here we are. Jordan or LeBron? The most objective and telling statistics for determining the best all around basketball player (I believe) are points scored, rebounds, and assists.
Michael Jordan’s Career Numbers:
30.1 PPG 6.2 RPG 5.3 APG
LeBron James’ Career Numbers:
27.6 PPG 7.2 RPG 6.9 APG
Right. So. Jordan was a better scorer but LeBron is a better overall player? Clearly we have an insufficient amount of data and more metrics are going to be needed to answer this in a more complete manner. Let’s take a look at the next 2 categorical statistics people point to when having this same argument.


Up first â€" how many rings a player has.
Michael Jordan: 6
LeBron James: 1*
Obviously this statistic is fixed for Jordan but has an asterisk next to James due to the fact that he’s still an active player.
As an extremely concrete and logical thinker this metric seems rather insignificant. The question at hand is who is the better NBA player of all time and this measurement is 100% indicative of the effort of an entire team and coaching staff. Statistics are such an effective tool specifically because they aim to limit as many external factors as possible, and using a statistic gathered from a team effort is inherently littered with external factors.  Karl Malone and Sir Charles both had incredible individual careers without ever winning a championship. Dan Marino was one of the best quarterbacks the NFL has ever seen, and he ended his career without winning a Super Bowl. When you’re looking at a professional league, in which every participating team has a roster filled with the best talent in the world, it is simply outrageous to demand that one player must be apart of (and most people seem to demand, lead) a championship team.
Therefore the 6 rings to 1* says little about the individual play and more about how good the team was relative to its competition at the time. That’s not exactly hard-hitting evidence.


After the ring issue has been deliberated over ad nauseam it’s usually followed up with how many MVP awards Jordan and LeBron have. Once again, the numbers
Michael Jordan: 5 Regular Season MVP Awards
LeBron James: 3* Regular Season MVP Awards
I have excluded NBA Finals MVP Awards predominantly for the reasons listed above and also because they’re selected so hastily and emotionally. All-Star MVPs…psh, that and $7.00 gets you a small (tall) Starbucks coffee.
Winning the most valuable player award is an incredible feat worthy of much respect and praise. On the surface it seems like a totally viable measurement to use while comparing different players. However, consider what winning the most valuable player award in a given year really means:
If I’m voted MVP it means that a group of sports writers have decided that during the regular season of one specific year I had the most value to my team and in the league.
There are at least 2 vital aspects given in this definition that have an entropic nature rendering the comparisons moot:
(1) The group of writers, despite their best journalistic abilities, always have some sort of bias and the panel is not constant.(2) The overall nature of the league is constantly changing, little by little, each year. 
Therefore, it’s rationally impossible to compare the winner of the 1980 MVP and 2012 MVP. Imagine what a player with LeBron’s skill set would have managed to accomplish in the NBA in 1980? Conversely, would Kareem (1980 NBA MVP) have be as dominant with his skill set in 2012?
Alright. So what’s my point? I’m not suggesting we should halt these comparisons completely. I’m simply suggesting we alter the framework for which we have them in. Instead of imploring your friend at the bar to concede that MJ was the greatest of all time, and will never be topped, talk about where you were when you watched him drain that buzzer beater against Utah in 1997 finals. Talk about what you feel and experience when you witness LeBron or Kobe play the game. These feelings, these emotions, are the truest “measurements” we have in sports and are always looming at the heart of these “who’s the best of all time” debates.
No matter how much statistical data you gather and juxtapose, when it comes to comparing greatness in sports, the human mind will always trump numbers with an ultra-personal visceral reaction. And you know what? That’s what makes sports so wonderful.




The Pitfalls of Liberation.

The Pitfalls of Liberation.

One of FreeDarko's most salient points, and an idea that we focused heavily on during FreeDarko week, was the concept of liberated fandom, which privileges individualism, style and watchability over institutional and geographic allegiances.  The articulation of this concept was (retroactively) important for me since it allowed me to explain why, during high school, I became a rabid fan of competent and watchable teams like the Spurs or the Kings come March (or more specifically, the players on those teams) while "my" team, the Golden State Warriors, toiled in a perpetual state of mediocrity and anonymity.  It was as if I had entered a secret code into a video game, and suddenly all of the characters and levels were unlocked.  After coming out as a liberated fan, I could follow, study and admire individual players regardless of their (or my) obligations to another city or fan base.  Fandom had become diffuse, and I was happy to bask in the post-structurelessness of it all.

One of the players I developed a real crush on while I lolled in the most liberated period of my liberated fanhood was Steve Nash.  I first became enamored with him while he was beginning to realize his potential with the Mavericks (after a period of being labeled as a "bust" in Phoenix; a period of misanalysis that is rarely discussed), who themselves were beginning to realize their potential as perennial players in the Western Conference.  At the time, Steve Nash seemed like the lovable little brother in a rising trio that featured himself, Dirk Nowitzki and Michael Finley.  I enjoyed watching him zip around the court, his hair flying behind him, delivering off-balance threes with a distinctive fallaway shot that came straight from his elbow, or hurling pinpoint passes to his two fellow stars, or even his many quality teammates (I really liked the 2003-2004 team which featured Antoine Walker and Antawn Jamison, an all-time favorite former-Warrior who won the Sixth Man award that year).  In my 17 year old NBA worldview, there were two styles that defined the White point guard: the John Stockton, a gestapo-like style that adhered to cold, calculated efficiency, and the Steve Nash, a warmer and more enigmatic style that embraced the fun of the game, and made everyone around him into a more aerodynamic (and seemingly more motivated) version of their former selves.  I greatly preferred the Nash.  Before long, everyone did.


When he went to Phoenix in 2005, and took his game to a new level, he took my fanhood of him to a new level as well.  No longer was Steve Nash just a top-shelf point guard who you'd casually include in a casual "which Steve would you rather have, Steve Nash or Steve Francis?" query.  Now he was a two-time MVP and rapidly ascending to the Magic-Isiah-Stockton-Cousy level, that "best point guards of all time" level.  It felt like I was looking at the guy who used to be my quirky, nerdy friend, who went away to his grandparents' all summer, and came back four inches taller, 20 pounds lighter, and was suddenly getting all the girls while still maintaining his awesome quirkiness and not letting any of his new found popularity go to his head.  His Suns team was revolutionizing the way teams played basketball, revolutionizing the ways we watched basketball, and even revolutionizing the way people talked basketball.  No really, they did.  Because of Steve Nash, and SSOL's esoteric exuberance (in particular, the brilliant play of Leandro Barbosa) FreeDarko found a subject of analysis to aid in its rise to prominence.  Because of Steve Nash, Joe Johnson, Amar'e Stoudemire, Boris Diaw, and Shawn Marion all got to pad their career stats, and were all paid handsomely.  Because of Steve Nash, Mike D'Antoni became known as an offensive wizard, and scored sweet jobs with the Knicks and USA Basketball.  Because of Steve Nash, Grant Hill, Tim Thomas and Shaquille O'Neal received a new leases on life.  Because of Steve Nash, Phoenix was a contender; one of the big boys.  For a long time there, it didn't seem like it was a matter of if the Suns style of bombastic, liberated play would net Phoenix, and its most famous resident Steve Nash, a championship.  Rather, it seemed like a matter of when.  


But things didn't work out; we know this now.  Otherwise, we wouldn't be where we are today.  But if Steve Nash was disappointed about the way things were going towards the end, we wouldn't have known. Steve Nash took elbows to the face from Robert Horry, and took an ill-timed suspension from David Stern, largely in stride. And even in the wake of that improbable, bittersweet run to the 2010 Western Conference Finals -- Steve and Amar'e's last stand in the defense of SSOL's efficacy -- Nash seemed sad, but ultimately accepting of his team's six game defeat.  Indeed, Nash's ability to accept what the Suns had become since he signed a two year, $20 million dollar deal after that 2010 run was the major theme of the previous two seasons.  The Suns continued along a fairly respectable path because Steve Nash could accept. Accept that Amar'e was going to walk because Robert Sarver was a cheapskate, accept that they would spend the equivalent of a max contract for the services of Hakim Warrick, Hedo Turkoglu and Josh Childress, accept that his best teammates were going to be Marcin Gortat, Jared Dudley and Grant Hill, accept that it just wasn't going to work out as planned.  He learned to accept, until his contract ended, and he didn't have to accept it anymore.

And now, Steve Nash is a Laker.  A fucking Los Angeles fucking Laker.  Face, meet palm.


The hardest part about this whole new arrangement is that, from the perspective of a liberated fan, there might not have been a better fit for Nash than the Los Angeles Lakers.  None of the presumed landing spots for Nash seemed like a particularly good fit for either Steve Nash the basketball player, or the liberated fans of Steve Nash the basketball player.  The incomprehensibly ignorant (and distinctly American) assertion that Steve Nash, who hails from Victoria in British Columbia would choose to play for the rebuilding Toronto Raptors simply because its Canada never seemed to have any legitimacy (probably because it seemed too boneheaded and nativist).  Similarly, the Portland Trail Blazers, who are also in full-fledged rebuild mode under new general manager Neil Olshey, didn't seem like a particularly good or natural fit for the final years of Nash's career.  The New York Knicks, who are trying every avenue possible to build a good team (except, you know, draft the right players, develop the right talent, make the right trades and sign free agents that they intend to actually use), didn't deserve the services of Steve Nash.  And even the Mavericks, who are quickly finding themselves in a swelling creek of shit with nary a paddle in sight, wouldn't have benefitted greatly from the play of the still spectacular but unquestionably diminished point guard.  Sure, he would've helped.  But he wouldn't have been the piece to make up for everything Chandler, Barea and Kidd provided.

No, Steve Nash is now a Laker.  And as hard as it is to admit, the Lakers provided everything a liberated fan of Steve Nash would want to see.  Steve Nash joins an already established group of veterans who have played together for a number of years, and who have the talent to go to the finals.  And even though Nash's presence doesn't guarantee that the Lakers will be any more brilliant offensively, it doesn't seem likely that he's going to hurt.  Ramon Sessions provided a brief, imperfect glimpse of what a true point guard can do for the Lakers in a Mike Brown system.  I'd expect Nash to do an exponentially better job than Sessions did as Mike Brown's quarterback.


And as a liberated fan of Nash, I would be lying if I wasn't interested in what his presence did for the culture of the Lakers, who have existed rather uneasily in the Kobe dynasty since 2004.  Kobe hasn't had a teammate with as much gravitas as Nash since Shaq -- Nash is a two-time MVP, and eliminated Kobe from the playoffs three years in a row. Though he has made great strides in recent years, Kobe still has had a hard time ceding control, and his occasionally selfish play can be detrimental towards the chemistry and composition of the Lakers.  At the same time, Lakers players occasionally grow wary of Kobe's moodiness, and perhaps fail to play their hardest to spite him.  Having a player of Nash's caliber provides the first ever "Good Cop" figure who can stand alongside Kobe, and whose leadership will be taken seriously.  Bynum cannot fill that role, and Pau chooses not to.  Steve Nash may help the Lakers play and seem more like those lovable Suns of the mid 2000s.  And maybe he'll make Kobe seem more warm and fuzzy.

Steve Nash provides the Lakers a chance to add scores of liberated fans to their vibrant but maligned army.  Our love was never with the Phoenix Suns, the laboratory where the Steve Nash we marvel at today was perfected.  Phoenix could've been Dallas, or Milwaukee, or New Jersey, or even Vancouver (could Nash have saved professional basketball in British Columbia?).  It would've happened somewhere, and we all would've marveled at what Steve Nash was able to become at a fairly advanced state in his career.  But it happened in Phoenix, with Mike D'Antoni, Alvin Gentry and Amar'e Stoudemire, and it was a lot of fun while it lasted.  And now, those who loved those times, and loved the man who made the whole SSOL party possible, will appreciate him in a new way as he helps soften the influence of Kobe, reinvents Pau, and hopefully raises the production (and calms the minds) of Metta World Peace and Andrew Bynum.  The Lakers are getting a great chance at a makeover, and have been assigned a stylist who will change the way we think about them, institutionally and individually.


And, as LeVar Burton would assure us, you don't have to take my word for it.  Even the non-liberated fans are on board.  As I was writing this piece in a coffee shop in Seattle, a guy with a Suns Nash jersey walked in and sat down.  After awhile, I approached him, explained that I was an NBA blogger (eliciting a snort from a lady behind me), and asked if I could take his picture.  He agreed.  I asked him what he thought about the trade, and if he was a Suns fan.  He said he was (he was from the Phoenix area), and on the trade...well, he had given it a shot in Phoenix.  He had given them just about all he could give, and now it was time to focus on winning one before all was said and done.  True enough.  But the Lakers?  A tough pill to swallow, but it provided a good chance to win a championship, so -- so be it.


And that's how it should be.  In an NBA where individuality is championed, and windows of opportunity are short, we cannot dwell on this too much longer.  As liberated fans, we must look at this as a chance to reinvent and add new works of art to an already impressive portfolio, even if the work comes with a franchise that occasionally deserves our disdain.  But even that franchise is imperfect.  Even that franchise needs a makeover.  This is a good fit.  And that's just how it is.

Liberation, it seems, is a blessing, and a curse.


Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, July 7, 2012.

Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, July 7, 2012.

Pooping and hooping -- what could be better?
Knicks Know Lin's Price, but his Value?  Not Exactly.Howard BeckNew York Times
Howard Beck delivers perhaps the finest summation of Linsanity in terms of both social/cultural impact  (as well as marketing implications) off-the-court and basketball performance on-the-court.  Beck looks at Houston's offer to Lin (a restricted free agent, meaning the Knicks can match the salary and retain the player) of 4-years, $28 million, and  asks the question that really encapuslates the entire Linsanity phenomenon: how much does the potential for fame and global stardom factor into the long-term salary of a player whose body of credible work is only 26 games deep?  Beck goes through the numbers and offers objective analysis into a deal that will pay a player a backloaded salary that will force the team into the luxury tax over the next two seasons.  This is a nice, short piece that offers a nuanced, long-term view of Jeremy Lin as one of the Knicks' highest paid players once the cloud of Linsanity dissipates. 
- JG
BlackballedTom ScoccaTransitions
This piece was sent to me by friend-of-The Diss Pete Samuels, and I am grateful that he did.  This article was published in 2001 in Transitions, a scholarly journal founded in 1961 in Uganda, and a consistent outlet for literature pertaining to the African diaspora.  In this essay, the author looks back on the memory of his talented, impoverished all-Black high school team suffering a defeat against a "hard-working", well-funded all-White team from the suburbs.  He uses the memory as a prism to assess the validity of the assertion that "playing basketball is a black man's game, but winning basketball is a white man's game."  He explores the memoirs of some of the greatest black players in the game, like Shaquille O'Neal and Michael Jordan, as well as some of the greatest white practitioners of the game, like Phil Jackson and Tex Winters, to assess competing visions of success and competence in a sport that is segregated in many ways, in many different arenas.  It then takes a close look at the Sacramento Kings (who, at the time of writing in 2001, were one of the league's top teams), using them as a way to assess whether these racial schisms could be mitigated through free-flowing, winning basketball.  This piece is smart, funny, well-written -- just a fine piece of writing, and a must-read for those who are interested in the ways race and geography influence style and culture in basketball.
- JG
Moreyball is Dead, Long Live MoreyballNoam SchillerHardwood Paroxysm
For a long time, Rockets' GM Daryl Morey was considered to be one of the finest young general managers in the game; an MIT whizkid who used his background in statistical analysis to create efficient, Moneyball-esque rosters that made advanced stat-geeks feel tingly down there.  Yet, as Noam Schiller points out, these teams, in all actuality, were "middling", and Morey was getting adulation that he probably didn't deserve.  So, with the Rockets in full rebuild mode, and a number of players expressing their dissatisfaction with the direction and leadership of the Rockets franchise -- including Morey -- Schiller declares Moreyball "dead" and offers an autopsy.  According to Schiller, Morey's advanced stat-driven "rapid asset acquisition" plan, which saw players as little more than a sum of their stats, backfired in a big way.  It failed to take into account chemistry, and the actual emotions of the players as humans, and not just number-producers on a court.  It is a smart analysis, and one that I ultimately feel is correct.
- JG
What Nash Means to the Lakers"Chris"The Wages of Wins Journal
The statistically-driven Wages of Wins Journal offers its guess on the effect Steve Nash will have on the Lakers in the coming season.  The analysis offers three take-aways: (1) Steve Nash will probably produce 5-7 more wins for the Lakers, which keeps them in the hunt for the 1-3 seed, (2) Nash could possibly make Kobe Bryant, who last year was a below-average per-48 minutes, into a better player, and (3) with Nash on-board, it makes far more sense for the Lakers to keep Bynum and Pau than trade them away.  Bad news for those who were excited about a Pau-for-Iggy swap with Philly, or a Drew-for-Dwight swap with Orlando.  Good stuff from TWOWJ, as usual.
- JG
Portland's Two-Pronged ApproachKevin ArnovitzTrueHoop
There is a fine line between "rebuilding" and "retooling", and Kevin Arnovitz shows us how delicately Neil Olshey, the new GM in Portland, walks that line.  Arnovitz looks at the strange situation the Blazers find themselves in at the current moment.  Arnovitz argues that the Blazers either could use a "retool" -- improvement through "surgical" player acquisition and subtle roster transactions -- or a full-blown "rebuild" that wipes the slate clean and puts the franchise back on square one.  The Blazers, as Arnovitz asserts, have put themselves in a difficult spot by offering big money to RFA's like Hibbert, while also offering mixed-messages about their own major RFA, Nic Batum.  At the same time, the Blazers must figure out whether to either "retool" the roster around a system created by another coach, or "rebuild" fully and invest in current interim coach Caleb Kanales.  It's an interesting look at a team that is struggling to either accept its present circumstances, or actually assess where it's at in today's NBA.
- JG